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I Make Fetch Happen! Muscle Top in the gym, rocked by a smiling short-haired person
Front view of a black muscle tank top reading “I MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!”
Navy sleeveless muscle tank reading “I MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!” in blue letters
White sleeveless muscle tank top with blue outlined text reading “I MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!”
“I Make Fetch Happen! Muscle Top” on a drag queen with bold makeup, vibing under neon lights and disco balls in a queer club.
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White muscle tank reading “I MAKE FETCH HAPPEN!” worn by a drag performer holding a turquoise phone

    I Make Fetch Happen! Muscle Top

    €37,95
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      Fetch still is not happening. The gym outfit is.

      Gym is actually a perfect use case because the slogan becomes a failed goal beside a successful workout.

      Mean Girls built an entire joke around Gretchen Wieners trying to make 'fetch' happen while Regina George repeatedly kills the project. Wearing it to the gym adds another layer: fetch failed, but the workout did not. On I Make Fetch Happen: the words “I Make Fetch Happen!” kept front and centre. Clean, readable, finished.

      The relaxed cut lets I Make Fetch Happen stay loud without making the whole outfit feel like merchandise. I Make Fetch Happen is simply a good sleeveless top that knows the source material.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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