I Like The Wine Not The Label Pansexual Unisex Hoodie

I Like The Wine Not The Label turns David Rose's pansexual metaphor into the cosiest bottle-service possible.

The design references Schitt's Creek's memorable wine explanation, where attraction is about the wine rather than the label on the bottle. It became such a beloved pansexual shorthand because it is funny, understandable and very David Rose — elegant enough to sound sophisticated while quietly dismantling rigid gender categories between sips.

This Schitt's Creek pansexual hoodie is for queer TV fans, wine nights, first Prides and cold evenings spent rewatching comfort shows. Wear it with denim, black boots or whatever Moira would find insufficiently dramatic. A niche pan Pride gift for the friend who can discuss both varietals and sexuality with suspicious confidence.

I Like The Wine Not The Label Pansexual Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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