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Cannot even think straight. Sunset clarity achieved.
For I Can't Even Think Straight, there is no collage and no over-explaining: “I Can’t Even Think Straight” muscle top. The phrase works as gay wordplay because 'straight' means both heterosexual and mentally orderly. Sunset-beach styling softens the joke into an easy holiday or Pride-trip top rather than a loud political statement.
The sunset styling shows exactly how easy this one is outside event merch. Soft Airlume cotton, wide armholes and a relaxed fit keep I Can't Even Think Straight easy enough to become actual wardrobe clothing rather than one-event merch. I Can't Even Think Straight should be worn, not archived.
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SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.
