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Homosexwhale: queer marine biology, now somehow club-ready.
At chest level on Homosexwhale, a rainbow whale graphic, paired with a sparkly skirt; rainbow flags and unicorns in the queer backdrop does all the necessary work. Pride, queer beach day, festival, aquarium trip if you are committed to the bit, or any outfit needing one stupid-specific gay joke. The sparkly styling proves the whale is not requesting subtle treatment.
Homosexwhale is gay identity by way of fake marine taxonomy. Rainbow whale, sparkly styling, zero scientific value: exactly the sort of stupid-specific queer joke that makes strangers laugh at Pride.
Airlume cotton makes Homosexwhale easy to wear even when the graphic is ridiculous. After that, Homosexwhale is between you and whoever asks where you got it.
PRODUCT DETAILS
SIZING GUIDE
Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.
Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.
Size guide
| Size | Shirt width (in) | Shirt length (in) | Chest to fit (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 26 | 34-37 |
| M | 20 | 27 | 38-41 |
| L | 21 5/8 | 28 | 42-45 |
| XL | 23 5/8 | 29 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 25 5/8 | 30 | 50-53 |
Metric measurements
| Size | Shirt width (cm) | Shirt length (cm) | Chest to fit (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 46 | 66 | 86-94 |
| M | 51 | 69 | 97-104 |
| L | 53 | 71 | 107-114 |
| XL | 58 | 74 | 117-124 |
| 2XL | 64 | 76 | 127-135 |
Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

