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Homosexwhale Muscle Top with a rainbow whale graphic, paired with a sparkly skirt
Front view of a white muscle tank top with a rainbow whale and “Homosexwhale” text
Front view of a black muscle tank top with a rainbow whale and “Homosexwhale” text
Front view of a navy sleeveless muscle tank with a rainbow whale and “Homosexwhale” text
Homosexwhale Muscle Top—a relaxed, unisex tank with a rainbow cartoon whale, red heart, and “Homosexuwhale” slogan
Homosexwhale Muscle Top with a rainbow whale, wavy pride flag stripes, red heart, and “Homosexwhale”
Homosexwhale muscle top with a rainbow whale and “Homosexwhale,” worn at Pride among queer folks, flags, and bold face paint.
Homosexwhale Muscle Top with rainbow whale graphic on one person in a graffiti tunnel; their friend in a unisex tank

    Homosexwhale Muscle Top

    €37,95
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      Homosexwhale: queer marine biology, now somehow club-ready.

      At chest level on Homosexwhale, a rainbow whale graphic, paired with a sparkly skirt; rainbow flags and unicorns in the queer backdrop does all the necessary work. Pride, queer beach day, festival, aquarium trip if you are committed to the bit, or any outfit needing one stupid-specific gay joke. The sparkly styling proves the whale is not requesting subtle treatment.

      Homosexwhale is gay identity by way of fake marine taxonomy. Rainbow whale, sparkly styling, zero scientific value: exactly the sort of stupid-specific queer joke that makes strangers laugh at Pride.

      Airlume cotton makes Homosexwhale easy to wear even when the graphic is ridiculous. After that, Homosexwhale is between you and whoever asks where you got it.

       

      PRODUCT DETAILS

       

      • 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
      • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
      • 32 singles
      • Wide armhole
      • Relaxed, side-seamed fit
      • Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

       

      SIZING GUIDE

       

      Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

      Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

      Size guide

      Size Shirt width (in) Shirt length (in) Chest to fit (in)
      S 18 26 34-37
      M 20 27 38-41
      L 21 5/8 28 42-45
      XL 23 5/8 29 46-49
      2XL 25 5/8 30 50-53

      Metric measurements

      Size Shirt width (cm) Shirt length (cm) Chest to fit (cm)
      S 46 66 86-94
      M 51 69 97-104
      L 53 71 107-114
      XL 58 74 117-124
      2XL 64 76 127-135

      Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.

       

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