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Homosexwhale combines rainbow marine life with an aggressively committed pun, proving queer zoology has finally reached the cetacean department.
Homosexwhale is what happens when somebody discovers a terrible pun and, instead of showing restraint, commissions the whale. Correct decision. The little rainbow cetacean has no manifesto, no tragic backstory and absolutely no contribution to marine biology. It is simply gay, round, colourful and pleased with itself. That is enough. Queer clothing gets to be stupid sometimes.
Pride gets to have animals that exist solely because one syllable lined up conveniently with “homosexual.” The heart is there because apparently even the whale knows this joke should have been stopped earlier and has chosen joy instead. Somewhere a serious designer is asking why. The Homosexwhale is already swimming away and does not care.
The black, white and green raglan combinations give the whale a clean retro frame for Pride, aquariums, beach trips, queer picnics or casual weekends. “Homosexwhale” is an ideal choice for gay friends, whale lovers and anyone who respects a terrible pun enough to wear it in public. Pair it with denim, shorts or nautical accessories if you intend to overcommit.
The whale has already done its part. It is rainbow-coloured, smiling and apparently homosexual. Marine biology has no further comment, and neither should anyone who dislikes excellent wordplay.
Product details
Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
