He / Him / Hole Unisex Sweatshirt

He / Him / Hole gets the pronouns right, then destroys the grammar with one filthy little noun.

The joke works because the setup is so familiar: he, him, all perfectly respectful, then the third line swerves into gay bottom humour where the possessive pronoun should have been. It is sex-positive without mocking pronoun culture itself, which is why the design lands with people who understand both the importance of getting language right and the joy of making it spectacularly inappropriate after dark.

This explicit gay pronoun sweatshirt is made for Pride, kink nights, queer bars and anyone whose humour becomes unusable in a workplace after 8 p.m. Wear it under a coat for delayed impact or with black denim when subtlety has been formally removed from the agenda. A filthy queer crewneck for somebody who contains multitudes and at least one hole.

He / Him / Hole Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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