Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! Unisex Tank Top

Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! is the exact sort of thought that should have escaped the group chat.

The Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! Unisex Tank Top takes its message beyond generic Pride merch and gives it an actual point of view. It is less inspirational quote and more tiny social weapon, built for people whose clothes communicate before they do.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

It also makes a gloriously specific gift for anyone searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, especially when the goal is something that feels like actual queer culture rather than a rainbow pasted onto generic clothing.

Underneath the personality is an easy everyday unisex tank made from soft combed and ringspun cotton, with lightweight tri-blend options depending on the color. The side-seamed construction gives it a cleaner shape, while the sleeveless cut works just as well layered for a queer night out as it does at the gym, beach or festival. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.