Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! Holographic Stickers

Not every object needs a personality, but the boring ones are certainly not helping.

The Guaranteed, I Can Blow Your Mind…Mwah! Holographic Stickers turn a perfectly unnecessary thought into collectible queer ephemera, with shifting shine that rewards anyone close enough to read the punchline. The phrase is compact, socially dangerous in the best way, and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

For group-chat philosophers, brunch commentators and people whose sticker collections function as a second personality, the joke has exactly enough shine. It fits naturally alongside a funny queer sticker, a camp LGBTQ+ gift and a sarcastic Pride accessory, giving collectors a phrase or identity they can actually recognize themselves in.

A small amount of vinyl with absolutely no intention of minding its business.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

HOLOGRAPHIC STICKER DETAILS

• Hot-embossed, which creates a deep 3D pattern
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• Fast and easy bubble-free application

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker. Disclaimer: Please note that this product is suitable for indoor use only.