God Found The Strongest Women Unisex Hoodie

God found the strongest women and apparently sent lesbians first because somebody had to move the furniture.

The design plays with the familiar 'strongest battles' inspirational phrase by putting queer women at the centre, which lands especially well against the cultural stereotype of lesbians being resourceful, practical and routinely recruited for tasks involving emotional support, power tools or a suspiciously heavy bookshelf. The joke has affection underneath it: strength is not just muscles, it is surviving, showing up and carrying more than anyone noticed.

This funny lesbian empowerment hoodie is for girlfriends, wives, mums, best mates and the dyke who somehow owns the correct Allen key. Wear it to Pride, weekend DIY, a chilly football sideline or the sofa after helping somebody move again. A cosy sapphic gift with equal parts love, strength and community-specific nonsense.

God Found The Strongest Women Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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