Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Organic Cotton Apron

Get those nuts away from my face. Latrice has spoken.

The Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Organic Cotton Apron is an organic cotton kitchen apron featuring cartoon police officer, hanging in a vibrant kitchen. It takes the Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) design and turns it into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.

Latrice Royale shouted this during Drag Race Season 4's prison challenge, transforming an ordinary boundary into one of the franchise's cleanest food-adjacent quotes. Almonds, walnuts, pecans and testicles have all been formally notified.

Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) belongs beside a chopping board because cooking is already theatre with knives. Add garlic, add attitude and plate like somebody is watching.

Wear it for dinner parties, Pride brunch, baking days, barbecues, date nights or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves more personality.

As a funny queer apron, it has the kind of specificity that makes a gift actually feel personal. It is also an excellent camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for Pride, birthdays, housewarmings, queer weddings or anyone building a kitchen with less beige and more attitude.

The substantial organic cotton gives you real protection from flour, grease and sauce, while adjustable back straps help you find a comfortable fit. A large divided front pocket keeps utensils, tasting spoons, your phone or emergency tongs close when the kitchen starts serving crisis. Queer bodies do not need to become smaller, smoother or more conventional before they are allowed to host dinner. Tie the straps where they feel good, protect the outfit and let the body exist.

Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Get Those Nuts Away From My Face! (Latrice Royale) design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and everyday cooking
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Cook loudly. Season aggressively. Serve cunt.