Get These Cookies Unisex Hoodie

Get These Cookies sounds like bakery merch until the flirtation reaches conversational distance.

The phrase is a perfect double entendre because it can technically be about snacks while everybody knows the actual sales pitch is considerably less innocent. The design turns innuendo into cosy streetwear — sweet on the surface, shameless underneath, and exactly the kind of joke that becomes better when somebody's aunt reads it slowly.

This cheeky queer slogan hoodie is made for thirst traps, parties, sleepovers and the friend whose humour lives one sentence away from inappropriate. Wear it over your going-out fit or on a bakery run for full commitment to the bit. A funny adult LGBTQ+ gift with excellent cookie-related plausible deniability.

Get These Cookies Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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