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The bakery is open, the flirting is irresponsible, and the cookies are not for sharing.
Get These Cookies Socks take a phrase that already sounds like a dare and print it in hot pink where anybody looking down has to deal with it. The fun is in the ambiguity: maybe there are baked goods involved, maybe there absolutely are not, and explaining the joke would only make the room worse. The clean black-and-white sock lets the pink slogan behave like the loud friend who has seized the microphone.
These cheeky queer slogan socks are made for thirst traps, party outfits, sleepovers and people who believe innuendo improves basic hosiery. Give them to the flirt of the group, the baker with a filthy sense of humour, or the friend whose dating-app bio should probably come with a warning label. As funny adult novelty socks, they deliver the joke before you have even introduced yourself.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |
