Gay Trash (Black Text) Unisex Hoodie

Gay Trash in black text is the understated version of admitting the weekend has consequences.

The black-text treatment keeps the joke dry and deadpan, which makes the self-drag land harder than a rainbow explosion would. Gay Trash is affectionate queer chaos: not failure, just the friend who has one percent battery, four screenshots, no umbrella and an excellent story beginning with 'so obviously I went.'

This funny gay hoodie is for recovery brunch, airport mornings, supermarket runs and the sofa after a night that generated lore. The soft fleece makes it ideal for hiding from daylight while the black wording keeps the humour sharp. A cosy gay gift for somebody whose mess is curated enough to have branding.

Gay Trash (Black Text) Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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