Gay Gym Rat Unisex Hoodie

The muscular rat has a dumbbell and absolutely no intention of skipping leg day.

Gay Gym Rat turns fitness obsession into an actual cartoon rodent, which is much funnier than another serious bodybuilding slogan. The design is for the queer lifter who knows macros, tracks progressive overload, owns suspiciously short shorts and still somehow calls a ninety-minute session 'quick.' Gay gym culture gets a mascot and, naturally, it is ridiculous.

This funny gay gym hoodie is for warm-ups, cool-downs, winter commutes to the gym and the café stop where the shaker bottle is still on the table. Wear it over your training gear or oversized on rest day while pretending walking to brunch counts as active recovery. A specific gay fitness gift with enough fleece to survive the parking lot.

Gay Gym Rat Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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