Floral Funk Quick-Drying Board Shorts

Floral board shorts with enough funk to make a Hawaiian shirt feel unexpectedly restrained.

The Floral Funk Quick-Drying Board Shorts use an oversized tropical floral print to bring proper colour to a practical swim-short shape. The pattern feels closer to queer resort maximalism than traditional surfwear, especially once the shorter fitted cut starts doing its work through the thighs.

Quick-drying fabric makes the shorts easy to move from water to pool bar, while the criss-cross front tie and two side pockets add actual function beneath all that print. The silhouette stays neat rather than oversized, giving the floral pattern a sharper, more styled look.

Wear them with a white tank, an open shirt or the confidence to introduce another floral print and see who survives.

Floral Funk Quick-Drying Board Shorts Product Details

• Bold tropical floral print with a fitted queer-resort feel
• Quick-drying fabric transitions easily from swim to poolside
• Front criss-cross string tie lets you adjust the waist
• Two side pockets add practical storage
• Shorter fitted shape keeps the floral print sharp through the legs
• This style runs tight, so use the sizing guidance below before choosing

This product has a tight sizing. For a more accurate fit, please use the measurements provided and not the letter sizes. If in doubt, move one size up for a looser fit.