Emotions Are For Ugly People Muscle Top

Emotions are for ugly people. Terrible psychology, exceptional camp.

This is deliberately awful advice delivered as glamour. Queer camp has always enjoyed impossible standards, theatrical cruelty and lines that are funny precisely because nobody sane should use them as therapy. Drag brunch, club, Pride, birthday or the friend with a weaponised sense of camp. The joke works best when everyone understands it is atrocious advice and excellent clothing.

The useful tension in Emotions Are For Ugly People is right there in bold pink “Emotions Are For Ugly People” slogan. Soft Airlume cotton, wide armholes and a relaxed fit keep Emotions Are For Ugly People easy enough to become actual wardrobe clothing rather than one-event merch. Emotions Are For Ugly People should be worn, not archived.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size guide

Metric measurements

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.