Eat Me Out Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Takeout has never sounded this sexually ambitious.

The joke commits completely to the double meaning: a noodle box promises dinner while “Eat Me Out” makes it very clear the appetite is elsewhere. Oral sex jokes are hardly new in queer culture, but food packaging gives this one the perfect layer of fake innocence. It looks almost like a cute takeaway graphic until the wording registers. That delayed recognition is the fun — sex-positive humour disguised as dinner plans, with just enough camp to keep the filth playful rather than aggressive.

Late-night food runs, Pride after dark, queer bars and house parties are where this adult joke earns its keep. Black keeps the noodle box graphic sharp, Storm makes it dry, white maximises the fake innocence. Explicit LGBTQ+ clothing for people whose menu apparently includes several courses and whose takeaway order has become suspiciously personal.

Eat Me Out Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt Product Details

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester
• Fine 32-singles construction for a smoother T-shirt feel
• Retail fit designed for easy everyday layering
• Classic crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2-inch ribbed cuffs
• Side-seamed construction

Sizing Guide

This is a retail-fit long sleeve T-shirt rather than a heavyweight sweatshirt, so compare the measurements with a long sleeve tee you already like. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up if you want more room through the body or space for layering, or size down if you prefer a closer silhouette.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.