Eat Me Out Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Takeout has never sounded this sexually ambitious.

The joke commits completely to the double meaning: a noodle box promises dinner while “Eat Me Out” makes it very clear the appetite is elsewhere. Oral sex jokes are hardly new in queer culture, but food packaging gives this one the perfect layer of fake innocence. It looks almost like a cute takeaway graphic until the wording registers.

That delayed recognition is the fun, sex-positive humour disguised as dinner plans, with just enough camp to keep the filth playful rather than aggressive. Late-night food runs, Pride after dark, queer bars and house parties are where this adult joke earns its keep. Black keeps the noodle box graphic sharp, Storm makes it dry, white maximises the fake innocence.

Explicit LGBTQ+ clothing for people whose menu apparently includes several courses and whose takeaway order has become suspiciously personal.

The adult joke in Eat Me Out works because the design commits to it. Using the graphic treatment gives the wording a visual hook while keeping the tone playful enough to work as graphic streetwear.

Wear it for queer bars, club nights, kink-positive events or any setting where the tone is understood, and gift it when you know the recipient will enjoy exactly that level of innuendo.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.