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Eat Me Out gives a rainbow noodle bowl exactly the sort of adult double meaning no respectable takeaway menu would print.
The chopsticks and noodles provide the edible alibi, while the wording does the rest. It is a deliberately cheeky queer design for adults who enjoy a food pun with enough innuendo to make dinner sound like a proposition. The rainbow keeps the joke in camp territory and the illustration prevents it from becoming just a crude phrase on cotton.
Like any sexual joke, though, wearing it is not consent to anything. The fun is in the suggestion, and the actual answer to any invitation still depends on mutual interest, communication and a clear yes.
Wear it for date night, queer bars, house parties, food crawls, Pride after dark or the friend-group dinner where somebody will inevitably photograph the shirt before the noodles arrive. It also makes a gloriously inappropriate gift for a partner or friend who genuinely enjoys this level of innuendo. The design succeeds because the two meanings stay visible at once. Maybe you are hungry.
Maybe you are flirting. Maybe you ordered dumplings and decided the rest of the table can mind its business. Either way, the takeaway box has plausible deniability covered.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61.0 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66.0 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
