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Eat Me Out has noodles, chopsticks and a giant pink invitation that nobody with a pulse is going to mistake for restaurant signage.
This is horny queer humour at exactly the right level: explicit enough to make the second meaning immediate, innocent enough that the bowl of noodles can still sit there pretending it had nothing to do with any of this. That plausible deniability lasts maybe half a second. Good. The shirt is not here to be coy.
It is the sort of design that gets read twice at brunch, once by the person across the bar and definitely by whoever you end up standing behind in the queue. The food pun is doing the setup. The pink lettering is doing the flirting. Your face can remain completely innocent if you are capable of that sort of thing.
Nothing about Eat Me Out is asking to be interpreted conservatively. It is right at home at gay bars, queer club nights, festivals, Pride after dark, house parties or the dinner reservation where subtlety has already been removed from the booking. Put a harness underneath if you want to escalate things, or pair it with the most wholesome jeans you own and enjoy the contrast.
The noodles are optional. The innuendo is not. No nutritional information, no dining etiquette, just one extremely clear suggestion served hot.
Product details
Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
