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Drop Dead Gorgeous Cap: pale blue pride hat, black “I dont get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!” slogan
Front view of a pale blue cap reading “I DON’T GET CUTE, I GET DROP DEAD Gorgeous!”
Front view of a pink baseball cap embroidered with “I DON’T GET CUTE, I GET DROP DEAD Gorgeous!”
Pink embroidered dad hat with black text: “I dont get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!” on pink surface, disco balls
Beige “I dont get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!” embroidered cap on marble bar, with whiskey, gold rings
The Drop Dead Gorgeous Cap tops a bold blond babe in a silver dress and layered necklaces
Front view of a stone baseball cap embroidered “I DON’T GET CUTE, I GET DROP DEAD Gorgeous!”
Stone baseball cap angled right, printed with “I DON'T GET CUTE / I GET DROP DEAD / Gorgeous”
Stone baseball cap with black text reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!”
Pink baseball cap with black text reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous”
Pink baseball cap with black lettering reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!”
Light blue baseball cap embroidered with “I DON’T GET CUTE, I GET DROP DEAD Gorgeous”
Light blue cap with black text reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!”
Front view of a white cap embroidered with “I DON'T GET CUTE, I GET DROP DEAD Gorgeous!”
White baseball cap shown at an angle with black text reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous.”
White baseball cap with black text reading “I don’t get cute, I get drop dead gorgeous!”

    Drop Dead Gorgeous Cap

    €37,95
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      I don't get cute. I get drop-dead gorgeous. Alyssa-level standards, pale blue cap.

      Alyssa Edwards' line survives because it rejects the entire idea of a reasonable amount of glamour. It is not a compliment; it is a transformation policy.

      Wear this Alyssa Edwards-inspired cap to drag brunch, the airport, the gym or a pharmacy run that has somehow become a runway. Black outfit, enormous sunglasses, one ring you keep gesturing with.

       

      Drop Dead Gorgeous Cap
      Product Details

       

      • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
      • 6 embroidered eyelets
      • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
      • Adjustable strap with antique buckle

       

      This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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