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Sci-fi readers will hear the reference. Anxious queers can use the reminder.
Don't Panic sits at the sweet spot between Douglas Adams-style cosmic absurdity and genuinely useful everyday advice. Embroidered on a bag or jacket, the phrase has the wonderfully dry energy of acknowledging that everything is on fire emotionally while continuing with the itinerary.
Two large words give this patch the clean utility of a travel warning label, which is exactly why the joke works on carry-ons, totes and convention jackets. The embroidery keeps the phrase visually deadpan.
Sci-fi fans will catch the cultural wink, anxious travellers will appreciate the instruction and everyone else can enjoy the typography. This funny anxiety patch may not regulate a nervous system, but it can label the luggage.
Product details
Sizing note
These are patch dimensions, not clothing sizes. Compare them with the intended placement area on your garment or bag.
Imperial
| Measurement | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Patch (as labelled) | 2.8 in × 2.8 in |
Metric
| Measurement | Dimensions |
|---|---|
| Patch (as labelled) | 7 cm × 7 cm |
Shipping
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If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.
It is as described and works great as a patch on my go-bag, thank you!
It is as described and works great as a patch on my go-bag, thank you!

