Cher Burlesque Organic Cotton Apron

Cher in Burlesque: dinner now requires choreography and a key change.

The Cher Burlesque Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring pin-up graphic, scarlet fabric, and front pockets, styled amidst roses, a candle, and vintage décor. It turns the Cher Burlesque design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.

Burlesque is the 2010 backstage musical where Cher owns the club, Christina Aguilera finds the spotlight and subtlety never enters the building. This apron belongs in a kitchen where dinner has choreography and dessert gets a key change.

Queers can cook. Queers can also flirt over a chopping board, plate like it is a reveal and turn a wooden spoon into unnecessary theatre.

This is for cooks, bakers, hosts, chaotic sous-chefs and domestic divas who want practical kitchenwear with enough identity and attitude to count as part of the outfit.

As a funny queer apron, the design is specific enough to feel chosen for someone rather than pulled from a generic Pride rack. It also makes a sharp camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift for anybody building a home with more queer camp and less beige.

Under the camp is a genuinely functional 100% organic cotton apron at 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²). Adjustable back straps and the roomy two-compartment front pocket keep it useful through prep, cooking, serving and the inevitable clean-up. Queers can cook in every kind of body. Bellies, chests, breasts, flat chests, hips, muscle, softness, scars, tattoos, disability and body hair are all welcome. The apron protects the outfit; it does not police the body.

Cher Burlesque Organic Cotton Apron Details

• Original Queer In The World Cher Burlesque design
• 100% organic cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.08 oz/yd² (240 g/m²)
• Adjustable back straps for a comfortable fit across different body shapes
• Updated streamlined neck strap without the buckle shown in some older product photos
• Large front pocket divided into two practical compartments
• Ideal for Pride brunches, queer dinner parties, baking, barbecues and sexy-chef domestic camp
• A sharply specific funny queer apron or camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift
• Useful protection against flour, grease, sauce and overconfident whisking

Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Size guide

Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.