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Bossy Bottom is for the man who heard “bottom” and somehow everyone else mistook that for “will be taking no further questions.”
Absolutely not. This bottom has notes. There will be direction. There may be scheduling, feedback, preferred angles and a suspiciously detailed understanding of what everybody should be doing next. Gay culture loves pretending sexual position comes with a complete personality profile: tops are dominant, bottoms are passive, and everybody should remain inside the assigned stereotype until breakfast. Bossy Bottom laughs in its face.
Receiving is not the same thing as surrendering control, babe. You can take dick and still run the meeting. In fact, some of us would argue the organisational skills are part of the appeal. Somebody has to keep the project on scope, correct the technique and make sure the agenda actually delivers.
If the chest has already started the conversation, Bossy Bottom has done its job. Take it to gay bars, Pride, kink nights, house parties, circuit weekends or the date where accurate expectations could save everyone valuable time. The bold text and baseball sleeves make it look almost athletic, which feels right for a role this administratively demanding.
Great gift for the friend whose bedroom position and management style have never once aligned with the stereotype. Bottom, yes. Quiet about it? Absolutely not.
Product details
Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
