Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Tank Top

Summer has been dangerously underexposed to this level of camp.

Visually, the design leans into with "Bitch I'm Fabulous!" in bold text and a colorful cartoon llama, worn proudly in a city alley at sunset. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

It works wherever casual clothing is appropriate and boring clothing is not: festivals, nights out, travel days, queer bars and aggressively social weekends.

For gifting, it sits neatly between a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt and sarcastic Pride top, making it a strong choice for chosen family, queer friends or the person whose wardrobe already communicates before they do.

Beneath the camp is a practical warm-weather staple. Combed and ringspun cotton gives the tank a soft feel, selected colors use a lightweight tri-blend, and side-seamed construction helps the unisex shape sit cleanly whether you wear it loose, fitted or layered. Comfortable, memorable and absolutely not minding its business.

Bitch I'm Fabulous! Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.