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Pair of white crew socks with black feet and matching pink-and-blue-maned unicorn figures

    Bisexual Unicorn Socks

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      A literal bisexual unicorn has arrived to reclaim an extremely loaded metaphor.

       

      Bisexual Unicorn Socks feature a jeans-wearing unicorn with a pink-and-blue mane, taking the 'bi unicorn' idea out of dating-app discourse and making it joyfully, absurdly literal. In non-monogamous dating, 'unicorn' can refer to a bisexual person sought by an established couple; here the mythical creature gets the joke back, puts on denim and looks considerably more self-possessed than most profiles using the term.

      These funny bisexual unicorn socks are for bi people who appreciate Pride merch with an actual wink, especially if they have ever encountered the phrase 'looking for our third' in the wild. They make a wonderfully niche bisexual gift for fantasy lovers, poly-aware friends and anyone who would rather be the mythical creature than somebody else's relationship accessory.

       

      • 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
      • Crew length
      • Cushioned bottom
      • Ribbed leg

       

      Size Guide

        US MEN SHOE SIZE US WOMEN SHOE SIZE EU SHOE SIZE UK SHOE SIZE
      M 6-8.5 7-9.5 38-41 5-7.5
      L 9-11.5 10-12.5 42-45 8-10.5
      XL 12-14.5 13-16 46-49 11-13.5
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