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Bisexual popsicle: three colours, one freezer, no need to pick a side.
The Bisexual Popsicle Organic Cotton Apron is a organic cotton kitchen apron featuring playful popsicle graphic. It turns the Bisexual Popsicle design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to make the apron part of the outfit, not just protection from dinner.
Bisexuality means attraction to more than one gender, not confusion, indecision or equal percentages. Choosing one person, one meal or one flavour today does not invalidate the rest of the menu.
Bi kitchen law: sweet and savoury are both allowed, nobody is confused and choosing cheesecake tonight does not invalidate yesterday's chips.
Wear it for Pride brunch, chosen-family dinner, baking days, date nights, house parties or the ordinary Tuesday meal that deserves a much queerer dress code.
It makes a brilliantly specific bisexual Pride apron for the queer cook, baker, host, partner or chosen-family icon who actually understands the design. As a bi cooking gift, it feels personal rather than generic while still being practical enough for real kitchen chaos.
The apron itself is sturdy 100% organic cotton with adjustable back straps and a large divided front pocket. The current neck-strap design has been streamlined for comfort, so older product photos may show a buckle that is no longer used. There is no approved body for queer domesticity. Hairy, soft, muscular, flat, curvy, scarred, changing and beautifully ordinary bodies all get to host dinner and look hot doing it.
Bisexual Popsicle Organic Cotton Apron Details
Each apron is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.
Size guide

| A | B | C | |
| One size (inches) | 35 ⅜ | 29 ½ | 37 ¾ |
| A | B | C | |
| One size (cm) | 90 | 75 | 96 |
Feed the people. Look hot. Repeat.

