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A Being Straight Was My Phase T-shirt with a teacup-and-gossip wink for queer people who can name the era, the outfit, and exactly when the plot changed.
The phrase is personal before it is universal. It does not insist that every straight person is secretly queer; it lets one wearer tell the truth about their own history with a little lipstick, a little tea, and absolutely no desire to revise the ending.
This is funny queer clothing for the friend who came out, grew up, changed labels, changed them again, or simply refuses to make a neat timeline for strangers. The teacup turns the old “spill the tea” gesture into a tiny ceremony of self-disclosure and excellent gossip.
Wear it with a grin, a bold lip, or the confidence of someone who has survived their own character development. It is a gay Pride T-shirt with room for bisexual, lesbian, trans, nonbinary, questioning and fluid stories that do not fit a straight line.
The fun is in how casually the shirt reverses one of the most tired things queer people are told. If somebody once called your identity a phase, there is a special satisfaction in treating compulsory heterosexuality as the temporary experiment instead. Black, Aqua, True Royal, Red, Heather Mint and Yellow all give the joke a different mood, from deadpan to deliberately loud.
Wear it to Pride, a queer bar, a reunion or the family lunch where your current life has made the old assumptions look especially funny. Character development deserves merch.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
