Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Tank Top

Summer has been dangerously underexposed to this level of camp.

Visually, the design leans into with pink teacups, heels, lipstick, hearts, and stars. Bold white and pink slogan: “Being STRAIGHT WAS MY PHASE.”. The joke earns its place by being specific, just inappropriate enough and extremely difficult to mistake for corporate copy.

Wear it to brunch, Pride, the beach, the gym, a festival or any social setting that has become dangerously under-supplied with personality.

If you have been searching for a funny queer tank top, camp LGBTQ+ shirt or sarcastic Pride top, this design gets there without sounding like it was written by a corporation discovering Pride for the first time.

Beneath the camp is a practical warm-weather staple. Combed and ringspun cotton gives the tank a soft feel, selected colors use a lightweight tri-blend, and side-seamed construction helps the unisex shape sit cleanly whether you wear it loose, fitted or layered. Easy to wear, impossible to mistake for beige.

Being Straight Was My Phase Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.