Be Gay Do Crime Unisex Hoodie

The slogan sounds illegal, the real offence is usually being too queer in public.

Be Gay Do Crime takes a long-running queer-anarchist meme and gives it the kind of irreverent energy that made the phrase stick: anti-respectability, anti-being-told-to-be-grateful, and suspicious of any system that only accepts queer people once they become perfectly polite. The joke is not a literal shopping list of offences; it is the camp thrill of refusing to perform harmlessness for approval.

This queer slogan hoodie belongs at protests, zine fairs, punk nights, Pride, campus and any coffee shop with three tote bags per table. Wear it oversized with boots or under a battered jacket and let the phrase do its little act of gay panic. A funny radical queer gift for the friend whose most serious crime is probably stealing your lighter.

Be Gay Do Crime Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions. Compare them with a hoodie you already like rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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