BDSM (Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me) Unisex Hoodie

The acronym promised a dungeon and delivered an extremely good pack of dogs.

BDSM (Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me) is the bait-and-switch hoodie for people whose brains went immediately to bondage, discipline, dominance and submission before being ambushed by pet-owner wholesomeness. The joke works because it lets kink culture and dog-parent culture collide in one absurdly specific sentence. Leather bar on the setup, dog park on the punchline.

This funny BDSM dog hoodie is made for queer dog dads, kinksters with suspiciously wholesome camera rolls and anyone who would genuinely call being surrounded by dogs an ideal Saturday. Wear it to Pride, the dog park or a casual kink meetup and let people discover which interpretation they assumed first. A niche queer gift with excellent range.

BDSM (Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me) Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions. Compare them with a hoodie you already like rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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