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BDSM: Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me. Apologies to everyone who arrived expecting leather and found four excellent dogs instead.
The acronym does all the filthy work before the puppies arrive and destroy the mood in the most wholesome possible way. That is exactly the joke. Kink-aware people will read BDSM one way instantly, which means “Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me” lands with perfect bait-and-switch timing. The best part is that both fantasies can sound appealing depending on the evening.
One involves leather, negotiation and adult consent. The other involves fur, slobber, no personal space and somebody stealing your seat. The dogs remain entirely innocent of the misunderstanding. Your brain did that on its own. Frankly, being pinned under several affectionate dogs is still a form of restraint, just with much worse boundary awareness and significantly more shedding.
If the chest has already started the conversation, BDSM (Beautiful Dogs Surrounding Me) has done its job. Put it into rotation for Pride, dog parks, brunch, queer events or around the friend whose dating profile somehow contains more pet photos than human ones. It is especially good if you actually have several dogs and enjoy watching strangers read the chest twice.
The raglan keeps the whole thing disarmingly wholesome while the acronym keeps the adults entertained. BDSM can mean many things. Today it means the Labrador is on your lap, the terrier has your sock and nobody has negotiated who gets the sofa.
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Sizing note
These are garment measurements. Compare them with a 3/4 sleeve raglan shirt you already like, and size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Imperial
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 15½ | 28 |
| S | 17½ | 29 |
| M | 19½ | 30 |
| L | 21½ | 31 |
| XL | 23½ | 32 |
| 2XL | 25½ | 33 |
Metric
| Size | Width (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 39.4 | 71.1 |
| S | 44.5 | 73.7 |
| M | 49.5 | 76.2 |
| L | 54.6 | 78.7 |
| XL | 59.7 | 81.3 |
| 2XL | 64.8 | 83.8 |
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This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
