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You Are Not On My Level takes cartoon arrogance and gives it fleece-backed confidence.
The design is playful rather than genuinely superior, which is what makes the line fun. It is the kind of meme-level flex that works best between friends, gamers, drag fans and anybody who enjoys pretending the hierarchy has already been settled. Wearable confidence, but with enough wink that nobody needs to call HR.
This funny queer slogan hoodie is made for game nights, Pride, campus and the friend whose competitive streak is mostly theatre until somebody starts keeping score. Wear it oversized with trainers or layered under a jacket. A cheeky LGBTQ+ gift for the person who loves winning the bit.
You Are Not On My Level Unisex Hoodie Product Details
Sizing Guide
The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.
If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.
Imperial Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Metric Sizing Chart
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 69 | 51 |
| M | 71 | 56 |
| L | 74 | 61 |
| XL | 76 | 66 |
| 2XL | 79 | 71 |
| 3XL | 81 | 76 |
| 4XL | 84 | 81 |
| 5XL | 86 | 86 |

