Bitch I'm Fabulous! Backpack

If your backpack has to carry half your life, it may as well announce that you are fabulous.

Some accessories politely complete an outfit. This backpack arrives with the confidence of someone entering brunch forty minutes late and somehow making it everybody else’s problem. The “Bitch I’m Fabulous!” slogan gives your everyday carry a campy, shameless sense of humor without requiring the rest of your look to work nearly as hard.

It is built for the ordinary stuff that follows you through the day, which makes the attitude even better. Take it to class, work, the gym, a weekend away, Pride, or wherever your laptop and assorted life debris are headed next. The joke lands because the bag is useful enough to become a regular, not a once-a-year novelty.

There is a satisfying contradiction in carrying a bag this unserious that is actually organized enough for real life. Your laptop, daily essentials and the bits you would rather not lose all get places to go, while padded straps keep the whole thing grounded in practicality. The result is camp that earns its keep instead of just posing for attention.

This is for anyone who likes their practical things with a little more nerve. It can be a loud piece in an otherwise simple outfit, a gift for the friend who treats fabulousness as a baseline expectation, or just the bag you reach for because bland was never really your thing. Useful, camp and very pleased with itself.

Product details

• 100% polyester.
• Water-resistant material.
• Approx. 16⅞ in high × 12¼ in wide × 3⅞ in deep (42 × 31 × 10 cm).
• Maximum weight limit: 44 lb (20 kg).
• Separate pocket for up to a 15-inch laptop, front zip pocket and hidden back zip pocket.
• Two-slider top zip with zipper pulls.
• Padded polyester straps with plastic adjusters and a soft mesh back.

Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.