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Five blue turtles, one pair of sunglasses and immediate Squirtle Squad energy. The Squirtle Squad became one of Pokémon animation's memorable early gags: a gang of rebellious Squirtle in sunglasses...

The pin says HUMANS ARE IDIOTS, which is increasingly difficult to dispute. Cynical slogan pins work because they let the accessory say the rude little thought before the wearer has...

Be A Nice Human is a very low bar, yet somehow the pin continues to have a market. Kindness slogans can become syrupy quickly, but this one survives because the...

Heart-shaped rainbow merch has rarely produced a more efficient RSVP than Sounds Gay I'm In. Queer internet and social culture turned Sounds Gay I'm In into a wonderfully efficient attitude:...

These earrings are bold, beautiful and feature the colors of the trans pride flag (light blue, pink, and white), a variation of the gay pride rainbow flag which was created...

After the storm, the rainbow gets to become jewellery.   The rainbow-after-storm metaphor has obvious resonance in queer life, where better chapters often arrive after periods of hiding, rejection, political...

Rhinestones turn a rainbow into something closer to evening jewellery than Pride merch.   Rhinestones have always understood performance. Drag, ballroom, pageantry and queer stage culture all know the value...

Navy Jockmail shorts for the queer minimalist who still wants everyone to notice the legs.   The Jockmail Classic Navy Swim Shorts are the restrained one in this colour family,...

Crisp white Jockmail shorts for the brave, the bronzed and the extremely confident around chlorinated water.   The Jockmail Classic White Swim Shorts take the tiniest possible route to quiet...

Red Jockmail swim shorts, because lifeguard colour deserves a much less responsible uniform.   The Jockmail Classic Red Swim Shorts take one saturated colour and let the tiny fitted cut...

Pink Jockmail shorts with enough thigh to make Barbiecore feel suddenly much more adult.   The Jockmail Classic Pink Swim Shorts bring soft colour into a compact fitted shape that...

Mint green Jockmail shorts, fresh enough for the cabana and tiny enough for everything after it.   The Jockmail Classic Mint Green Swim Shorts soften the usual neon pool palette...