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A purple cassette saying Title Of Your Sex Tape turns Brooklyn Nine-Nine's longest-running innuendo into actual tape technology. Jake Peralta's recurring joke begins by turning innocent double meanings into imaginary...

Eat Pussy, It's Vegan is sapphic sex positivity with the nutritional analysis deliberately left to the joke. Sex between women has often been dismissed as incomplete, fetishised for straight audiences...

Cinnamon rolls ask less of you than gender roles and arrive with icing, so the policy choice is obvious. Rigid gender roles demand performance according to inherited expectations around masculinity...

Aladdin Sane lightning under Let's Dance is historically wrong in exactly the way a good Bowie fan-art pin can afford to be. The red-and-blue lightning image belongs to the 1973...

Me, Sarcastic? Never on a mauve-and-black diamond is deadpan jewellery for people who insist tone is the listener's problem. Sarcasm merchandise needs very little mythology. Its usefulness lies in giving...

All Girls To The Front comes from punk rooms where moving women forward was not metaphorical. In the early 1990s, Bikini Kill and Kathleen Hanna famously called girls and women...

Ribbon-style banners give The Future Is Female the look of something found in a 1970s lesbian archive and then worn straight to dinner. Labyris, New York City's first feminist bookstore,...

A skull does not need to smile, and neither does the person wearing it. Women and femmes are routinely told by strangers to make their faces more pleasant, a demand...

Your dog already thinks you are extraordinary, which is either motivational wisdom or a serious conflict of interest. The joke works because dogs are famously generous reviewers: come home after...

Buy me pizza and tell me I'm pretty is the rare dating profile that fits entirely on one pink pin. Queer dating gets much more enjoyable when games are replaced...

Goat head, metallic pentagram, no pastel apology: this is the occult pin that wants the darker jacket. Baphomet, Lucifer and pentagram imagery come from different religious and occult histories, even...

A carnivorous plant shouting Feed Me is Little Shop energy for people whose appetite becomes theatrical after midnight. Little Shop of Horrors made the hungry talking plant one of musical...