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Don’t Fuck It Up! is the backstage pep talk for anyone who responds better to red lipstick and profanity than gentle motivational typography.
The lips graphic makes the command feel like advice delivered in a mirror five minutes before the door opens. It can apply to the date, performance, apology, interview, vote, outfit or simply the task of keeping somebody else’s chaos from becoming your evening. The phrase is blunt, but it is not asking for perfection. It is asking for presence.
Queer people often develop elaborate internal critiques before anybody else gets the chance; sometimes the more useful voice is the glamorous friend who fixes your collar, checks the lip and tells you to go do the thing.
Wear it to drag shows, parties, Pride, work on a high-stakes day or any moment when printed nerve might help. It also makes an excellent gift for the friend who wants encouragement with considerably less softness around the edges. The bright lips keep the shirt camp rather than stern, which is what makes the profanity affectionate.
You are allowed to make mistakes after you leave the house. You are allowed to improvise. The point is to stop sabotaging yourself before the scene even starts. Check the mirror. Take the breath. Do not fuck it up, or at least make the mistake interesting.
Product details
Sizing note
Measurements are taken flat and may vary by up to 1 inch. For a relaxed fit, size up. Compare the chart with a favourite tee before ordering.
Imperial
| Size | Length (in) | Width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16½ |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
Metric
| Size | Length (cm) | Width (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 68.6 | 41.9 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 |
Shipping
This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.
