Your Nudes Are Safe With Me Muscle Top

Your nudes are safe with me. Your screenshots should be too.

The joke only works if the ethics underneath it are real.

Sexting is built on consent and privacy, and being trusted with somebody’s body on a screen is not permission to turn it into group-chat content.

Wear this sex-positive queer muscle tank to Pride, bars or anywhere a dirty joke with a decent moral centre feels appropriate. It is especially good for the friend who is both slutty and administratively trustworthy.

There is enough room at the armholes for the top to feel flirty without becoming lingerie, while the soft cotton keeps it easy. The message handles the intimacy; the cut handles the shoulders.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.