Nobody Knows I'm Gay! Muscle Top

Nobody knows I'm gay, apart from the shirt announcing it at Pride.

This is the perfect Pride-party contradiction: wear it in the middle of a rainbow crowd, at a gay bar, bachelor party, cruise, beach holiday or family barbecue after coming out. The joke gets funnier the less plausible the secrecy becomes. At chest level on Nobody Knows I'm Gay, “Nobody Knows I’m Gay!” does all the necessary work.

The joke is built on deliberately terrible secrecy: a man at Pride in a shirt announcing that nobody knows he is gay. It is closet humour after the closet has clearly lost operational control.

Wear Nobody Knows I'm Gay to train or wear it nowhere near a gym. The wide armholes and soft cotton on Nobody Knows I'm Gay are equally happy with both decisions.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armhole
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit
• Unisex. Suitable for everyone, no matter where they are on the gender spectrum.

SIZING GUIDE

Sizes are only numbers, but your muscle tee should fit adequately to grant you the comfort and confidence you deserve. That is why we made sure that we have the exact sizing numbers and details available for you.

Consider going a size up for a looser fit, or if you like a slimmer fit, take the size down. If you're still hesitant, check out our handy Measuring Guide to guarantee you have got the right size for you.

Size tolerance: 1/2-1 inch on both length and width.