I Can't Even Think Straight Unisex Sweatshirt

I Can't Even Think Straight takes one familiar phrase and lets queer wordplay do all the heavy lifting.

The joke is beautifully efficient: mental fog, gayness and the word straight all collide in one line that needs no mascot to work. It is for the queer person whose thoughts are already taking scenic routes and whose sexuality makes the punchline even cleaner. The simplicity gives the sweatshirt a premium feel because the design is confident enough not to over-decorate the gag.

This funny queer slogan sweatshirt is made for campus, coffee runs, Pride and cold mornings before the brain has properly loaded. Wear it with denim or roomy over joggers for full 'thinking later' energy. A clever LGBTQ+ crewneck for somebody whose train of thought and orientation are both happily non-straight, with enough softness for the detour.

I Can't Even Think Straight Unisex Sweatshirt Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Classic unisex fit with no centre crease
• Soft air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfortable stretch
• Double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual sweatshirt dimensions, so compare them with a crewneck you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended classic fit, go up if you want a roomier or more oversized silhouette, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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