I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Iron-On Embroidered Patch

Competence is exhausting. Embroidered honesty is much easier.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing is the unofficial slogan of new jobs, new cities, queer adulthood, first dates, tax forms and most group projects. Worn as a patch, the sentence turns low-level existential uncertainty into a tiny public service announcement.

The longer sentence is arranged as readable embroidery rather than reduced to microscopic novelty text. It needs a little more flat space than a one-word patch, which makes backpacks, totes and jacket backs especially satisfying placements.

This funny slogan patch belongs to new jobs, chaotic travel, first attempts at adulthood and every situation where confidence is mostly theatre. At least the bag is being transparent.

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Iron-On Embroidered Patch Product Details

• One embroidered patch with detailed stitched artwork.
• Custom heat-cut outline gives the design a clean finished edge.
• Heat-activated backing allows iron-on application to compatible fabrics.
• The patch can also be sewn down for a more secure long-term attachment.
• The long-form slogan works well on bags and jackets where the full joke remains visible.
• Check the garment care instructions before applying heat.

Buying five or more embroidered patches? Use discount code PATCHTASTIC at checkout for 25% off.

Shipping

Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.