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Round iron-on patch with cartoon butt, pink handprint, white
Embroidered iron-on patch showing a pink hand smacking a stylized butt with “Spank Me” text
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Round black embroidered patch reading “Spank Me,” with a stylized pink hand and buttocks design

    Spank Me Iron-On Embroidered Patch

    €13,95
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      Spank Me is a kink joke, not a consent form.

       

      The phrase turns a tiny patch into a deliciously cheeky bit of BDSM signalling, equal parts flirtation, brat energy and the sort of humour that makes somebody look twice at your jacket. It can be an inside joke, a genuine kink reference or simply proof that your accessories have less shame than most people.

      The phrase is stitched large and clean because a Spank Me patch only works if the joke lands instantly. The compact slogan format is perfect for back pockets, club bags and kink-positive battle jackets where one filthy little instruction can do the whole design job.

      Brat energy, consensual spanking kink and filthy humour all fit comfortably inside this BDSM embroidered patch. The slogan is decorative. Consent still requires an actual conversation.

       

      Spank Me Iron-On Embroidered Patch Product Details

      • One embroidered patch with detailed stitched artwork.
      • Custom heat-cut outline gives the design a clean finished edge.
      • Heat-activated backing allows iron-on application to compatible fabrics.
      • The patch can also be sewn down for a more secure long-term attachment.
      • The slogan is kink-positive humour and does not imply consent to physical contact.
      • Check the garment care instructions before applying heat.

       

      Buying five or more embroidered patches? Use discount code PATCHTASTIC at checkout for 25% off.

      Shipping

      Queer In The World ships Pride around the globe. This item ships from one dedicated fulfilment location and will not necessarily be dispatched from within your country. Please allow approximately 7–14 days for delivery, depending on your destination.

      If you order other products at the same time, they may arrive separately. We think spreading queer joy worldwide is worth a little travel, but if you need something by a particular date, please contact us before ordering.

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      Customer Reviews

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      Melissa S. (Manchester, United Kingdom)
      naughty gift

      thanks for the patches for mine and my wives' biker jackets! ✊🏿

      Sebastián, honey, you've just revved our engines with that cheeky review! Your Spank Me Iron On Embroidered Patch adventure is giving us life, and we're here snapping our fingers in approval. Thanks for choosing our patches to add that naughty edge to your and your wives' biker jackets. It's all about riding in style, making statements, and, yes, a good spank-worthy moment that turns heads and stirs the pot.

      As the iconic diva Beyoncé once said, 'I got a fierce way of walking,' and we bet you and your squad are strutting into every scene with that unapologetic fierceness, patches blazing and all.

      Keep on being the fabulous, boundary-pushing, trendsetting icon we know you are. We can't wait to see what other fierce additions you'll bring to your collection. Ride on, Sebastián, and let the world know you're not just here to play; you're here to slay!

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      Customer (Cleveland, United States)
      Great job

      Great job☺️

      Scott, you're absolutely whipping the spirit of kink into fabulous form with that Spank Me patch! ✨ Here's to cheekily adorning your gear, leaving a mark of playful naughtiness wherever you go. Great job embracing the spank-tastic vibe!

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      Melissa S. (Manchester, United Kingdom)
      naughty gift

      thanks for the patches for mine and my wives' biker jackets! ✊🏿

      Sebastián, honey, you've just revved our engines with that cheeky review! Your Spank Me Iron On Embroidered Patch adventure is giving us life, and we're here snapping our fingers in approval. Thanks for choosing our patches to add that naughty edge to your and your wives' biker jackets. It's all about riding in style, making statements, and, yes, a good spank-worthy moment that turns heads and stirs the pot.

      As the iconic diva Beyoncé once said, 'I got a fierce way of walking,' and we bet you and your squad are strutting into every scene with that unapologetic fierceness, patches blazing and all.

      Keep on being the fabulous, boundary-pushing, trendsetting icon we know you are. We can't wait to see what other fierce additions you'll bring to your collection. Ride on, Sebastián, and let the world know you're not just here to play; you're here to slay!

      C
      Customer (Cleveland, United States)
      Great job

      Great job☺️

      Scott, you're absolutely whipping the spirit of kink into fabulous form with that Spank Me patch! ✨ Here's to cheekily adorning your gear, leaving a mark of playful naughtiness wherever you go. Great job embracing the spank-tastic vibe!

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