It's Not Pie Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Rights are not dessert; somebody else getting a slice does not leave you hungry.

“It's not pie” became a wonderfully blunt way to explain equality to people who act as though rights are a finite resource. Marriage equality does not use up anyone else's marriage. Trans people gaining safety does not subtract safety from cis people. Disability access, reproductive freedom and racial equality do not require somebody else to become less free. The rainbow heart turns that zero-sum argument into something almost absurdly simple: extending dignity is not a redistribution of dessert. Nobody needs to guard the last slice.

That makes this equality long sleeve perfect for Pride, classrooms, queer bookshops, organising spaces and family gatherings where someone may benefit from the metaphor. Keep it casual with denim or make it sharper under a structured coat. Funny LGBTQ+ rights clothing for people who prefer political arguments understandable enough to survive both a protest sign and a dinner table.

Product details

• Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton / 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester.
• Lightweight 4.2 oz / 142 g/m² fabric with a regular unisex fit.
• Side-seamed construction with a classic crew neck, coverstitched collar and 2 in / 5 cm ribbed cuffs.
• Machine wash cold, inside out on a gentle cycle with similar colours; tumble dry low or hang dry; do not iron directly over the print.

Sizing note

This is a regular-fit unisex long sleeve T-shirt. Width is measured flat across the chest and length from the shoulder to the hem. Compare the measurements with a long sleeve T-shirt you already like; size up if you want more room for layering.

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Shipping

This Queer In The World Original Design is printed to order, so please allow around 2-5 business days for production before dispatch. Making each piece only after it is ordered helps avoid overproduction and unsold inventory, and orders are fulfilled regionally where possible to reduce unnecessary travel. If your order includes other items, they may be produced separately and arrive in more than one parcel.