You Gotta Floss Unisex Hoodie

You Gotta Floss leaves one crucial question unanswered — dentist or dance floor?

The slogan works because 'floss' has two completely different cultural lives: actual dental hygiene and the internet dance move that briefly made every public space feel like a school playground. The ambiguity is gloriously silly, especially on a hoodie that can be worn by someone heading to the dentist or someone absolutely about to demonstrate the dance unprompted.

This funny meme hoodie is made for dancers, dentists with suspicious humour, nostalgia lovers and anyone who survived peak floss era. Wear it on casual days or cold dance rehearsals. A quirky gift for somebody whose knees still remember the choreography and whose dentist would prefer the other interpretation.

You Gotta Floss Unisex Hoodie Product Details

• 50% cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood
• Front pouch pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband with stretch
• Air-jet spun yarn to help reduce pilling
• Double-needle stitching for added durability
• Unisex fit that works regular, relaxed or oversized

Sizing Guide

The measurements below are the actual garment dimensions, so compare them with a hoodie you already love rather than relying only on the letter size. Choose your usual size for the intended fit, go up for a roomier or more oversized look, or size down if you prefer it closer to the body.

If you are between sizes, check our Measuring Guide before ordering. Please allow a manufacturing tolerance of approximately ½–1 inch on both length and width.

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