You Gotta Floss Laptop Sleeve

If subtle was the goal, something has gone wonderfully wrong.

Visually, the design uses slid by a person with pink nails, comic burst backdrop, giving the sleeve a look that feels specific before anyone even reads the joke. The phrase is compact, quotable and far more memorable than anything that would survive a brand-safety meeting.

As funny queer laptop sleeve, camp LGBTQ+ gift or sarcastic Pride tech accessory, it works particularly well for the person who wants their work bag, airport tray or café table to reveal just enough about them before they say a word.

Fortunately, being fabulous and being useful are not mutually exclusive. The neoprene exterior is light and resistant to water, oil and heat, while the faux-fur lining and padded zipper edge help keep scratches and everyday knocks away from your laptop. Your laptop is protected. Nobody promised the people around you would be.

You Gotta Floss Laptop Sleeve Details

• 100% neoprene
• Lightweight construction
• Resistant to water, oil and heat
• Snug fit
• Soft faux-fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered closure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)

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