You Gotta Floss Bubble-Free Stickers

Dental hygiene, but make the bathroom aggressively camp.

The You Gotta Floss Bubble-Free Stickers centres bold pink and white “YOU GOTTA FLOSS” text on pastel mint green and peach tiles, playful queer vibe. The artwork makes the You Gotta Floss idea immediately legible instead of asking a generic rainbow to carry the whole joke.

There is no deep queer doctrine hiding here, just immaculate bathroom camp: chunky pink-and-white lettering, pastel colour and a message your dentist would reluctantly endorse. Hygiene, but make it merch.

Give a laptop, notebook, mirror or storage case one piece of queer personality that feels chosen rather than generic. As a You Gotta Floss sticker, funny bathroom vinyl decal or camp queer gift, it makes a particularly good Pride, birthday, housewarming or chosen-family gift for somebody who understands the exact joke.

The practical part is refreshingly uncomplicated: high-opacity indoor vinyl, durable construction and bubble-free application when the surface is properly cleaned first. The design gets to look intentional rather than like a wrinkled afterthought.

DISCOUNTS

• Get 10% off 2 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT10%" at checkout
• Get 15% off 3 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT15%" at checkout
• Get 20% off 4 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT20%" at checkout
• Get 25% off 5-9 postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT25%" at checkout
• Get 35% off 10+ postcards and/or stickers with code "COLLECT35%" at checkout

PRODUCT DETAILS

• High opacity film that's impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl, perfect for indoor use
• 95µ density

Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).

Our group sets are only available on the 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm) sheet to allow for multiple designs.

Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.