This Is My Straight Person…Boo! Unisex Tank Top

This Is My Straight Person…Boo! puts queer affection somewhere much better than a generic greeting card.

The artwork brings together " on a confident queer with short purple hair, gold chains, and sunglasses, posing by bold blue and pink backgrounds, giving the This Is My Straight Person…Boo! Unisex Tank Top a point of view before anyone even reads the message. The sentiment stays warm without becoming generic, making room for queer couples, chosen family and relationships that do not need to become legible to strangers before they count.

Wear it on dates, Pride weekends, vacations, summer afternoons or any ordinary day when queer affection deserves to be visible without becoming saccharine.

Think of it as the overlap between a queer love tank top, LGBTQ+ relationship gift and Pride couple clothing: specific enough to feel chosen, wearable enough not to become another novelty item abandoned in a drawer.

Fortunately, the clothing part is much less complicated than the cultural reference. The soft combed and ringspun cotton construction is lightweight enough for warm days and layering, with tri-blend options on selected colors and side seams for a cleaner unisex silhouette. Wear the love, skip the generic gift aisle.

This Is My Straight Person…Boo! Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.