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Your straight person got a rainbow nametag and an affectionate little boo.
The drippy rainbow lettering makes 'straight person' sound like a Halloween species, which is delightfully unfair. It is a cute ally-adjacent queer joke for couples, best friends and the one heterosexual who has earned guest access to the group chat.
Queer groups have always had beloved straight friends who end up as honorary fixtures in the social ecosystem. Calling one 'my straight person' reverses the usual tokenising dynamic and turns allyship into affectionate pet ownership.
Stick it on a laptop, notebook, mirror, storage case or another clean smooth indoor surface that deserves more queer personality and significantly less default-setting design.
This funny queer sticker makes an easy birthday, Pride, housewarming or chosen-family gift for somebody who would actually use This Is My Straight Person ...boo! rather than politely file it in a drawer. The visual is specific enough to feel chosen, not pulled from a generic rainbow rack.
The high-opacity vinyl keeps the artwork crisp over the surface underneath, and the bubble-free application is designed to go down smoothly when the surface is clean and dry. It is durable indoor vinyl, so the joke can stay long after the group chat has moved on.
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Single stickers come on sheet in three sizes 3x3 inch (8cm x 8cm), 4x4 inch (10cm x 10 cm) and 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm).
Our group sets are only available on the 5.5x5.5 inch (14cm x 14cm) sheet to allow for multiple designs.
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
