Thirsty? Unisex Tank Top

Your outfit already knows your search history, so tasteful may be too much to ask.

The Thirsty? Unisex Tank Top gives the idea a full visual treatment with Unisex tank in navy blue with “THIRSTY?” text and a cartoon drink: rainbow-striped cup, whipped cream, purple straw-queer pride vibes. It lives in the gloriously unfiltered corner of queer culture where dating apps, sex jokes, kink and innuendo are allowed to be funny rather than airbrushed out for respectability.

It is especially at home at gay bars, festivals, club nights and holidays where respectable daytime plans have a habit of becoming something else entirely.

As a adult queer tank top, funny gay tank top or queer nightlife outfit, it works especially well for somebody who wants the joke, identity or reference to feel culturally specific rather than merely colorful.

Underneath the personality is an easy everyday unisex tank made from soft combed and ringspun cotton, with lightweight tri-blend options depending on the color. The side-seamed construction gives it a cleaner shape, while the sleeveless cut works just as well layered for a queer night out as it does at the gym, beach or festival. Comfortable, breathable and considerably more respectable than the joke.

Thirsty? Unisex Tank Top Details

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blend colors are 50% polyester, 25% combed and ringspun cotton, and 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²)
• Tri-blend fabric weight: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed construction
• Unisex fit

Each tank is made especially for you after you place your order. Producing pieces on demand rather than in bulk helps us reduce unnecessary overproduction, so thank you for choosing a more considered way to shop.

Sizing Guide

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up. If you prefer a closer fit, choose your usual size or size down depending on your measurements. For extra help, check our Measuring Guide before ordering.